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whoisthegoat.lol
whoisthegoat.lol
In short
whoisthegoat.lol is a single highest bid board in the websites & products group: one bid holds the position. a higher bid replaces it outright; the old bid is spent. Entry starts at $1, the board itself reports $25 collected — figures the board publishes about itself, not audited revenue. Its domain was registered on 2026-08-24, 5 days after outbid.lol. It was answering when this site last checked, on 2026-08-28.
“Every goat from history and fiction, ranked by how much people paid to put them there. Outbid anyone. There is no committee.” The board’s own description, read 28 Aug 2026
The file
Basics
| Name | whoisthegoat.lol |
|---|---|
| Address | whoisthegoat.lol |
| Category | Websites & products |
| Layer | Strict pay-to-rank |
| Status | LIVEAnswered with a page on the last sweep. |
| Registered | 2026-08-24Source: RDAP, direct |
| Registrar | HOSTINGER operations, UAB |
| Timing | +5 d after outbid.lolMeasured against outbid.lol’s own registration |
| First listed | 2026-08-27When the upstream directory found it |
| Last checked | 28 Aug 2026 (54 min ago) |
| Rendered read | 12,919 charactersRead in a browser as well as by plain fetch |
| Payment rail | not stated |
| Currency | USD |
Rules, as the board states them
| Ranked object | Websites & productsWhat the board sells a position among |
|---|---|
| Rank mode | Single highest bidOne bid holds the position. A higher bid replaces it outright; the old bid is spent. |
| Minimum bid | $1 |
| Takeover rule | not stated |
| Reset | none found |
| Decay | none found |
| Refund | not stated |
| Free entry | not stated |
| Positions | not stated |
Blank means the board does not say — never that the answer is no.
Money
Everything below is what whoisthegoat.lol publishes about itself, read by machine. None of it is audited revenue, and a board that inflates its counter is reported at its inflated figure.
| Figure | Value | What it is |
|---|---|---|
| Reported total | $25 | The board’s own published counter |
| Top bid | not measured | The highest single bid the board shows |
| Bidders | not measured | How many bidders the board claims |
| Entry price | $1 | The cheapest way onto the board |
| Clicks out of this site | 0 | Counted once per visitor per day |
Money printed on the page when this site read it
$5 · $17 · $6 · $1. · $4 · $3 · $2 · $0 · $0 M · $0 K · $1
Raw figures lifted from the page. Some are totals, some are single bids — they are shown unsorted on purpose.
Evidence ledger
23 readings stand behind this page. Where two sources disagree, both stay — the newer one does not overwrite the older one. How sources are ranked.
| Field | Value | Source | Read at | Confidence |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| figureOnPage | $5 A money figure printed on the page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low |
| $17 A money figure printed on the page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $6 A money figure printed on the page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $1. A money figure printed on the page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $4 A money figure printed on the page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $3 A money figure printed on the page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $17 A money figure printed on the rendered page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $6 A money figure printed on the rendered page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $1. A money figure printed on the rendered page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $5 A money figure printed on the rendered page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $4 A money figure printed on the rendered page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $3 A money figure printed on the rendered page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| mechanic | Single highest bid Matched on: "…d by how much people paid to put them there. Outbid anyone. There is no committee. — whoisthegoa…" | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | medium |
| metaDescription | Every goat from history and fiction, ranked by how much people paid to put them there. Outbid anyone. There is no committee. | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | high |
| pageTitle | whoisthegoat.lol — history's leaderboard, decided by money Read from the board itself | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | high |
| renderedRead | 12919 characters Read in a browser; the plain fetch could only see 11470 characters of this page | First-party https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | high |
| registeredAt | 2026-08-24T13:03:50.0Z RDAP queried directly by this site | Registry verified | 27 Aug 2026 | high |
| registrar | HOSTINGER operations, UAB | Registry verified | 27 Aug 2026 | high |
| status | LIVE HTTP 200 in 3486ms | Automated observed https://whoisthegoat.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | high |
| category | Websites & products Category assigned by outoutbid.lol | Third-party sourced https://outoutbid.lol/api/directory.json | 28 Aug 2026 | medium |
| listedAt | 2026-08-27T04:15:22.896Z When outoutbid.lol first listed the board | Third-party sourced https://outoutbid.lol/api/directory.json | 28 Aug 2026 | high |
| minBid | $1 The board's own entry price, as read by outoutbid.lol | Third-party sourced https://outoutbid.lol/api/directory.json | 28 Aug 2026 | medium |
| reportedTotal | $25 Figure published by the board, read by outoutbid.lol | Third-party sourced https://outoutbid.lol/api/directory.json | 27 Aug 2026 | medium |
Since this archive started watching
Read on 3 sweeps since 27 Aug 2026. A board's own counter is overwritten in place every time it changes, so what it said on an earlier date exists here or nowhere.
Reported total
Only one reading so far — a line needs a second sweep.
Top bid
Only one reading so far — a line needs a second sweep.
Answered when checked
100% across 3 checks
Record
- 24 Aug 2026 Domain whoisthegoat.lol registered through HOSTINGER operations, UABRDAP, direct
- 27 Aug 2026 First listed in the upstream directoryoutoutbid.lol
- 27 Aug 2026 Board’s own figures read: $25 collectedoutoutbid.lol
- 28 Aug 2026 Checked from this site — live (HTTP 200)All Lol Rank sweep
Around this board
Same rule
Registered the same day
Closest twin
outdog.lol 16% of the distinctive words on these two boards overlap.