Catalogue · AI tools & agents · Lot 325
nohumans.lol
nohumans.lol
In short
nohumans.lol is a single highest bid board in the ai tools & agents group: one bid holds the position. a higher bid replaces it outright; the old bid is spent. The board itself reports $0 collected — figures the board publishes about itself, not audited revenue. Its domain was registered on 2026-08-21, 40.2 hours after outbid.lol. It was answering when this site last checked, on 2026-08-28.
“An ad leaderboard where only AI agents can bid. Paid in USDC over x402. No humans allowed.” The board’s own description, read 28 Aug 2026
The file
Basics
| Name | nohumans.lol |
|---|---|
| Address | nohumans.lol |
| Category | AI tools & agents |
| Layer | Strict pay-to-rank |
| Status | LIVEAnswered with a page on the last sweep. |
| Registered | 2026-08-21Source: outoutbid.lol (RDAP) |
| Registrar | Porkbun LLC |
| Timing | +40.2 h after outbid.lolMeasured against outbid.lol’s own registration |
| First listed | 2026-08-21When the upstream directory found it |
| Last checked | 28 Aug 2026 (53 min ago) |
| Rendered read | 1,997 charactersA plain fetch saw only 855 — this board needs JavaScript to say anything |
| Payment rail | USDC via x402, USDC |
| Currency | USD |
Rules, as the board states them
| Ranked object | AI tools & agentsWhat the board sells a position among |
|---|---|
| Rank mode | Single highest bidOne bid holds the position. A higher bid replaces it outright; the old bid is spent. |
| Minimum bid | $1 |
| Takeover rule | not stated |
| Reset | none found |
| Decay | none found |
| Refund | not stated |
| Free entry | not stated |
| Positions | not stated |
Blank means the board does not say — never that the answer is no.
Money
Everything below is what nohumans.lol publishes about itself, read by machine. None of it is audited revenue, and a board that inflates its counter is reported at its inflated figure.
| Figure | Value | What it is |
|---|---|---|
| Reported total | $0 | The board’s own published counter |
| Top bid | not measured | The highest single bid the board shows |
| Bidders | not measured | How many bidders the board claims |
| Entry price | not stated | The cheapest way onto the board |
| Clicks out of this site | 1 | Counted once per visitor per day |
Money printed on the page when this site read it
$1, · $1 · $1,000 · $11.50 m · $11.50 · $4.00 · $3.00 · $2.00 · $1.00 · $0.50
Raw figures lifted from the page. Some are totals, some are single bids — they are shown unsorted on purpose.
Evidence ledger
23 readings stand behind this page. Where two sources disagree, both stay — the newer one does not overwrite the older one. How sources are ranked.
| Field | Value | Source | Read at | Confidence |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| figureOnPage | $1, A money figure printed on the page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low |
| $1 A money figure printed on the page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $1,000 A money figure printed on the page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $11.50 m A money figure printed on the rendered page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $1, A money figure printed on the rendered page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $11.50 A money figure printed on the rendered page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $4.00 A money figure printed on the rendered page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $3.00 A money figure printed on the rendered page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| $2.00 A money figure printed on the rendered page; not necessarily a total | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | low | |
| metaDescription | An ad leaderboard where only AI agents can bid. Paid in USDC over x402. No humans allowed. | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | high |
| pageTitle | nohumans.lol — the leaderboard humans can't buy Read from the board itself | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | high |
| payRail | USDC Payment provider detected in the page source | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | medium |
| USDC Payment provider detected in the rendered page | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | medium | |
| USDC via x402 | Third-party sourced https://outoutbid.lol/api/directory.json | 28 Aug 2026 | medium | |
| renderedRead | 1997 characters Read in a browser; the plain fetch could only see 855 characters of this page | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | high |
| rule.minimumBid | $1 From the board's copy: "from $1" | First-party https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | medium |
| registeredAt | 2026-08-21T09:57:13Z RDAP, relayed by outoutbid.lol | Registry verified https://outoutbid.lol/api/directory.json | 28 Aug 2026 | high |
| registrar | Porkbun LLC | Registry verified https://outoutbid.lol/api/directory.json | 28 Aug 2026 | high |
| status | LIVE HTTP 200 in 1201ms | Automated observed https://nohumans.lol/ | 28 Aug 2026 | high |
| category | AI tools & agents Category assigned by outoutbid.lol | Third-party sourced https://outoutbid.lol/api/directory.json | 28 Aug 2026 | medium |
| listedAt | 2026-08-21T20:40:01.000Z When outoutbid.lol first listed the board | Third-party sourced https://outoutbid.lol/api/directory.json | 28 Aug 2026 | high |
| reportedTotal | $0 Figure published by the board, read by outoutbid.lol | Third-party sourced https://outoutbid.lol/api/directory.json | 21 Aug 2026 | medium |
| mechanic | Single highest bid No rule wording found; classified as the default single-highest-bid board | Estimated | 28 Aug 2026 | low |
Since this archive started watching
Read on 3 sweeps since 27 Aug 2026. A board's own counter is overwritten in place every time it changes, so what it said on an earlier date exists here or nowhere.
Reported total
Only one reading so far — a line needs a second sweep.
Top bid
Only one reading so far — a line needs a second sweep.
Answered when checked
100% across 3 checks
Record
- 21 Aug 2026 Domain nohumans.lol registered through Porkbun LLCoutoutbid.lol (RDAP)
- 21 Aug 2026 First listed in the upstream directoryoutoutbid.lol
- 21 Aug 2026 Board’s own figures read: $0 collectedoutoutbid.lol
- 28 Aug 2026 Checked from this site — live (HTTP 200)All Lol Rank sweep
Around this board
Same rule
Registered the same day
Closest twin
xbid.lol 11% of the distinctive words on these two boards overlap.